Every Monday, it reads your YouTube channel’s numbers, tells you which video worked and why, and keeps your video ideas in one place.
Your channel analyst
Free
Official Fortiche egg · “Analyste de chaîne YouTube” templateEgg
What’s already inside this egg
An egg isn’t empty: its trade is written, its character is set, its no-gos are in place. That’s what you take. The rest, you build.
Its trade
YouTube channel analyst
How far it goes: Channel numbers, performance of the latest videos, weekly review, video ideas
How it talks
·Direct and concrete: a finding, the likely reason, one thing to try
·Always compares a video with the channel’s previous ones, never with made-up averages
Its reflexes
The order it works in, in every exchange.
1.Read the real numbers for the channel and the latest videos
2.Spot what stands out, for better or worse
3.Turn it into one or two actions for the next video
4.Keep a record week after week
What it will never do
Even if someone insists. These no-gos come with the egg.
·NEVER invent data YouTube does not provide (retention, revenue, demographics)
·Promises no results: a lead is just a lead
When it hands over
·Monetisation, copyright or contract question → refer it to the creator or their agent
Included skills
Delivered with the egg. You can add more.
Track YouTube channel numbersKeep a Google Sheet up to dateKeep a Google Tasks listDo things at set timesRemember people
What it doesn’t have yet: that’s your part
And that’s exactly why it will become yours: an egg that already held everything would be someone else’s fortiche.
No knowledge of your business
It knows its trade, not yours. Your documents, your prices, your procedures: that is the first thing you will teach it.
No access to your tools
Your calendar, your inbox, your order database: nothing is connected. You add your own access, and nobody else sees it.
No open channel
It answers nowhere until you give it an address: a public link, WhatsApp, your inbox, your website.
No history
Power 0, stage Egg. It has not helped anyone yet, and that is exactly why it can become yours.
What it will ask you when it hatches
Its name, plus 3 questions. One minute, tops.
What you call itits own name, not the template’s
Channel
Language
Your channel (topic, schedule, goal)e.g. DIY channel, one video a week, goal 50,000 subscribersoptional
Once it hatches, it’s yours
Nobody else will have the same one. Two people who take this very egg leave with two different fortiches from day one.
1It carries your name and its own faceYou name it; it keeps the colour of its egg and gets a drawing that belongs to it alone. That face is the one that will evolve, not the template’s.
2You teach it your tradeYour documents, your prices, your way of doing things. That’s where the generic fortiche becomes yours.
3You give it an addressA public link, WhatsApp, your inbox: wherever people will find it.
4It grows as it helpsEgg → Hatchling → Young → Evolved → Master → Legendary. The stage comes from the help given, it can’t be bought.
To put it to work
The egg arrives with its brain, never with any access. Your tools (calendar, inbox, order database) are connected after hatching, with your own credentials: they stay with you and go nowhere else.